"Oh, hi there! I’m your new Squirrel Face T-Shirt from The Mountain. Not sure how I got here, but, well… here I am! And, um, I hate to be “that squirrel,” but… there’s something in-between your teeth. Yeah, just a little to the left… hm, that’s it! Got it! Great job. So, here’s how it’s gonna go down. I’m gonna be a permanent fixture on this shirt from now on ‘cuz I’ve been asked to be part of The Mountain animal shirts collection. And I won’t be a bother! I can do lots of things to help out actually! I can crack nuts, be your wingman with the ladies, heck, I can even whip up a few nifty meals in my spare time. So, whaddaya say, we got a deal? Huh? "
- Pre-Shrunk, Medium Weight, 100% Cotton
- Relaxed, Classic Fit
- Hand-Dyed and Printed Using Soft, Non-Toxic Water-Based Inks
- Reinforced Double-Stitching On All Seams