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You Are Next Unisex T-Shirt | The Mountain


Product Description

It's late at night and just as you're dozing off, there's a knock at your door. What gives? You open the door and.....oh, it's Death again. YOU ARE NEXT! he bellows. Whisps of foul-smelling smoke float from his crackly, gnarled jaw. You begin to feel that darn portal to hell trying to slowly suck you in. What to do? Well, like any normal person would, you figure enough is enough. So, again, you say to Death, Look, it's late and I've got work tomorrow. Maybe we can try this again some other time. He turns to the side and eyeballs you like a piece of burned toast. YOU ARE N.... SLAM! Seriously, that's the third time this week. Damn door-to-door salespeople. Luckily, The You are Next T-Shirt, designed by James Ryman, can be worn without the threat of impending doom being summoned upon you.

  • Pre-Shrunk, Medium Weight, 100% Cotton
  • Relaxed, Classic Fit
  • Hand-Dyed and Printed Using Soft, Non-Toxic Water-Based Inks
  • Reinforced Double-Stitching On All Seams


Apparel Care

All Mountain Clothing – Machine wash in cold water. Mild detergent is safe to use. Do not bleach. Tumble dry.


All Mountain Drinkware – Dishwasher safe, top rack only.

Shipping Details

STANDARD SHIPPING inside the US arrives 5-10 business days after order is placed (this includes processing and shipping time).

DOMESTIC FedEX shipments will ship out the next business day after order is placed. No Saturday Delivery.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS will deliver within 2-5 weeks after it is shipped. Orders to Australia, Brazil, Russia, Venezuela, Argentina, and Chile will take 5-8 weeks. Customs may cause further delays. You are responsible for paying any taxes or duties required by your country when you receive your package. All international sales are final.