The Mountain Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt - Three Wolf Moon

SKU:
452053
$32.00
Three Wolf Moon Classic Long Sleeve Tee

Product Description

Duel Function Design.
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Walmart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Walmart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
-review written by Amazon Customer

  • Pre-Shrunk, Medium Weight, 100% Cotton
  • Relaxed, Classic Fit
  • Hand-Dyed With Organic Dyes
  • Printed With Soft, Non-Toxic Water-Based Inks
  • Reinforced Double-Stitching On All Seams

PRODUCT DETAILS

Care instructions

Mountain Home Product Care

Blankets - Machine wash separately in cold water using delicate cycle. Do not bleach. Line dry.

Pillow Covers & Pet Bed Covers - Machine wash separately in cold water using delicate cycle. Mild detergent is safe to use. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Pillow Inserts & Pet Bed Inserts - Spot clean or dry clean only.

Mountain Everyday Product Care

Tote Bags - Machine wash separately in cold water using delicate cycle. Do not bleach. Line dry.

Apparel Care

All Mountain Clothing – Machine wash in cold water. Mild detergent is safe to use. Do not bleach. Tumble dry.

Shipping Details

Mountain Home & Mountain Everyday

STANDARD SHIPPING inside the US arrives 7-10 business days after order is placed (this includes processing and shipping time). These products will be shipped independently of Mountain Apparel product.

No International Shipping.

Apparel Shipping

STANDARD SHIPPING inside the US arrives 5-10 business days after order is placed (this includes processing and shipping time).

DOMESTIC FedEX shipments will ship out the next business day after order is placed. No Saturday Delivery.

INTERNATIONAL ORDERS will deliver within 2-5 weeks after it is shipped. Orders to Australia, Brazil, Russia, Venezuela, Argentina, and Chile will take 5-8 weeks. Customs may cause further delays. You are responsible for paying any taxes or duties required by your country when you receive your package. All international sales are final.