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Three Wolf Moon Classic Long Sleeve T-Shirt

SKU:
452053
$45.00
UPC:
885361272217
Shipping:
Calculated at Checkout
Department:
Men
Style:
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Color:
Black
Collection:
Animals
Collection:
Three Wolf Moon
Categories:
Three Wolf Moon
Categories:
Wolves
Artist:
Antonia Neshev
Prices:
$30.00-$40.00

Product Description

Duel Function Design.
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Walmart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called meth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Walmart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
-review written by Amazon Customer

  • Pre-Shrunk, Medium Weight, 100% Cotton
  • Relaxed, Classic Fit
  • Hand-Dyed With Organic Dyes
  • Printed With Soft, Non-Toxic Water-Based Inks
  • Reinforced Double-Stitching On All Seams

Apparel Care

All Mountain Clothing – Machine wash in cold water. Mild detergent is safe to use. Do not bleach. Tumble dry.

DRINKWARE CARE

All Mountain Drinkware – Dishwasher safe, top rack only.

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