In the face of danger, wearing this shirt bestows upon me the incredible strength and fortitude of Eagle-Man Fighter Pilot. . . the man, the bird, the legend.
Confident in his limitless power, Eagle-Man Fighter Pilot protects us from all that is evil, such as salmon moving in opposition to the mainstream, as well as voles and rabbits that attempt to get to our root-values. He especially has disdain for moths attempting to overthrow the very fabric of our society. Have you ever seen a zombie? No, you have not, and you can thank Eagle-Man Fighter Pilot for that too, for he stays ever vigilant patrolling the skies, watching and waiting. . .
Stoic, patriotic, and proud, that is the Eagle-man Fighter Pilot way.
- Customer Review by MSPower
- Pre-Shrunk, Medium Weight, 100% Cotton
- Relaxed, Classic Fit
- Hand-Dyed and Printed Using Soft, Non-Toxic Water-Based Inks
- Reinforced Double-Stitching On All Seams